Five reasons I won't be blogging today

1. Only celebrities can get away with being boring.


2. There's a place for blog posts that are mostly just links to the creativity of others--It's called Tumblr.


3. I'm not part of the 24/7 MSM news cycle. If I were, I'd get fired, because as a creator I am slooooow.


4. I already know I can do half-baked. My next post is in the oven, spending as many days there as it needs, for a change.


5. Olympic women's figure skating starts tonight. Canada's skater just lost her mother. South Korea's skater has the rabid gold-medal expectations of every Korean on the planet (including my parents) piled upon her willowy 19-year-old shoulders. Drama, drama...