IF McCain Loses...

Could we round them all up? The ones who can't seem to resist back-stabbing each other and playing the blame-game and bitching about each other to the press (and before we've even held the election!?). Then drop them all off on some remote desert island somewhere for the next season of Survivor: Republican Island? I think it would make for Reality TV at its best/worst. And it's been suggested...

My early pick for the final two? Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney (btw, your schadenfreude is sooo obvious, Mitt. And most unbecoming). Think of it as a precursor for 2012.

And what about McCain? If I had to guess, I'd say he'll end up hiding high up in a coconut tree somewhere, muttering to himself like a Turrets victim driven mad from all this bickering... and wondering how things went so terribly wrong.

IF he loses, that is. Which I don't know... Add all those "undecided" voters to his tally, and Obama's lead all but disappears...