Another old white man is getting his ass whooped by Obama in the latest polls. "Dear Santa" letters are expected to hit an historic low this Christmas, as more and more children take their wish-lists straight to Obama this year instead of to Santa. The poor elves are trying their best to put on a happy face and keep the North Pole a bummer-free zone for Santa. But behind closed doors, an alarming number of elves are being diagnosed with depression... and morale is plummeting...
Good God, the man hasn't even taken office yet, and everyone's dumping their wishlists on Obama already. He may be the new President-Elect, but he's just a man. He can't make everyone's Christmas wishes come true. And certainly not all at once.
So everyone please stop treating Obama like he was born in a manger, or something. Go show Santa some love instead... because he really needs it this year. And if you do write to Santa, fer Chrissakes don't ask him for an Obama action-figure, or commemorative plates with Obama's face on them, etc. etc. Show some sensitivity, people. If you can't do it for Santa, then at least do it for the elves...
10 November 2008
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