It helps if you sing along to the lyrics...
The Ballad of John McCain
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named John,
The old Maverick only gained the base's frown.
Then one day he was searching for some "cool",
And down from the North came a bubbling fool...
A brunette, that is... Alaska's "gold"... Pundits' glee.
Well the next thing you know John's dream is but a blur,
Kinfolk said "John, get away from her!"
Said "Independents is the place you ought to be!"
But they loaded up the truck instead and went to Beverly...
Hills, that is... Neiman Marcus... Shopping sprees.
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to John and all his kin.
They'd like to thank you folks fer all the votes that trickled in.
You're all invited back again to this locality,
For a heapin' dose in 2012 of true Insanity...
Hillybilly style, that is... Set a spell... Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
08 November 2008
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